Inadvertent Haiku

“Women positive
Demand wrongful pregnancy
And file lawsuits”

—Is Pfizer Liable For Pregnancies Caused By Faulty Birth Control, The Atlantic

“End of debt saga
Greece up for second bailout
They’re Achille’s heel”

—European Ministers Poised to Approve Greek Rescue, NY Times

“Working conditions
Apple plants far better than
Wages much higher”

—FoxConn Announces Pay Raise For iPad Factory Workers, Huffington Post

“Department of Health
Deems home lunch sub par to school’s
Forced chicken nuggets”

—Preschooler’s Homemade Lunch Replaced With Nuggets, Fox News

“Nothing seemed amiss
Drugs probable cause of death
May she rest in peace”

—Friend: Whitney Houston ‘Upbeat and Joyful’ 2 Days Before Death, CNN Entertainment

“Pres unveils budget
A four trillion reduction
Campaign not govern?”

—Obama’s Budget Headed to Congress, Plans $3.8 Trillion for 2013, Time

“Violent Damascus
Rejects peacekeeping forces
Syria bombs Homs”

—Rejecting Arab League Pressure, Syria Resumes Shelling, Reports Say, NY Times

“Survivor recalls
Learning about forgiveness
We must not forget”

—Pearl Harbor Survivor, 90, Still On Mission to Tell Story, CNN

“Reckless mining pays
West Virginia disaster
The best path forward”

—Mine Owner to Pay $200 Million in Death of 29 Men, NY Times

“Cutting edge drone down
NATO officials decline
To comment on claim”

—Iran Makes New Clone That It Downed US Drone, Wall Street Journal

“Push to end protests
To hasten democracy
Syria holds strong”

—U.N. Puts Death Toll at 4,000 in Syria as Pressures Rise, CNN